Hilarious dating profiles online
’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.
“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.
One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.
so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).
Here are a few examples of unique online dating profiles.
And if you enjoyed this collection of hilarious Tinder profiles, be sure to check out our other posts on Tinder lines from the professionals and Tinder pick-up lines that guarantee you spend the night alone!If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.